Depending on the type of day it's going to be, I have an emotional sliding scale of drinks that I will order from Starbucks. First of all, it's a given that I will hit Starbucks every morning because I need a boost in my day.
Plus, name a management consultant that doesn't walk into work with a white cup and his laptop bag hoisted over his shoulder. The die hard ones come in with the stainless steel coffee mug - but they still had to make the trip to Starbucks.
I digress. My emotional scale of ordering from Starbucks goes like this.
Plus, name a management consultant that doesn't walk into work with a white cup and his laptop bag hoisted over his shoulder. The die hard ones come in with the stainless steel coffee mug - but they still had to make the trip to Starbucks.
I digress. My emotional scale of ordering from Starbucks goes like this.
- Grande white tea = I'm on a diet
- Grande peppermint mocha = It's winter / Christmas time
- Grande pumpkin spice latte = It's Thanksgiving time
- Grande white chocolate mocha = I'm stress eating
- Triple grande vanilla latte = I've had a rough night and need to get through the day
- Grande hazelnute latte = I need something different for a change
- Double shot of expresso = Oh sh*t, I've been up all night
- Mocha frappucino = I seriously could care less if I'm overweight and my pants don't fit
- Grande cappuccino = I read in a book that Europeans only drink cappuccinos before 10 am, so I'm trying to act cool.
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